Grumio is Caecilius' dinner server and wine taster who utilizes a huge ladle to spoon peacocks into bowls.
He is drunk 24/7 but everyone still loves him. He is the son of some other slave and dad of another slave. Other than that, he has no family. Grumio is commonly regarded as the most loved character in the Cambridge Latin Course because he has a girlfriend who ends up being stolen by Clemens wo was encouraged by a jealous Metella. We can’t win it all, it’s okay, buddy and Metella is to blame. He is, objectively speaking, the second best character in the entire series, closely behind Cerberus. He is the best human character in the series.
When Metella creepily strides into the kitchen at the beginning of the book, she stares at Grumio for hours as he prepares the meal. When Metella smells the food, she faints in disgust, but then Metella praises Grumio, making Grumio happy and gives him a non consensual lick.
In Stage 5, it is revealed that Grumio is Poppaea's boyfriend. Metella vs Poppae; Who will it be?
In Stage 7, Grumio gets angry at Melissa for using all the food in the kitchen.
In Stage 11, Grumio tells supporters of Afer that he is a Roman citizen named Lucius Spurius Pomponianus, who is Clemens' master. This name means roughly "Lucius the fake Pompeiian," so it is honestly baffling that nobody can put two and two together around here. I mean, really.
Hail Grumio Edit
WHERE IS GRUMIO Edit
WE NEED TO INITIATE A NATION-WIDE SEARCH FOR GRUMIO. AT THE END OF CLC BOOK 1 HE WENT MISSING WITH NO TRACE. WE NEED TO GO TO POMPEII AND SEARCH FOR HIM AS HE IS IMMORTAL. ALL HAIL THE GOD GRUMIO